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    Wal-Mart

    Things to do at Walmart!!!

    BOY, I needed this laugh----------- enjoy!

    Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

    12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

    14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!


    And; last, but not least!)

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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    sounds like a fun thing to do on a rainy day when I can't ride,will have to try some of the sugestions. Jim RIDE ON

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    WOW! thats some of the funniest stuff ive read in a long while

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    Andi your a bad girl.

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    excellent ideas, andi!!!!
    RIDE SAFE EVERYONE,

    THE BITCH

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