A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to
find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as
she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called
out "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about. . .
"I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young
woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and
made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about
in the fridge.

"She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which
you had discarded because they had gone out of style.

"She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for
you for your birthday but you never wore because the color
didn't suit you.

"Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans,
which were perfectly good, but too small for you now.

"Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there
anything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?'"