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Thread: Duct Tape

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    Permanent Fixture immortalbitch's Avatar
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    not a permanent fixture either

    Duct Tape

    Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything!


    Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He
    walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know
    that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an
    erection every time I saw her?"

    "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up,
    "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

    "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
    "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried
    I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my
    leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

    "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang
    her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

    "And what happened then?"

    "I kicked her in the face."



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