..... you might find them packaged like these.


1.) NIKE' ........................... JUST DO IT!

2.) McDONALD's ............ we love to make you smile

3.) CHEVY TRUCK ......... like a rock!!

4.) PRINGLES ..... once you POP, you can't STOP

5.) KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN ...... finger lickin good

6.) M & M's ........ melts in your mouth .. not in your hand

7.) BOUNTY ............ the quicker picker upper

8.) ENERGIZER ..... just keeps going and going*
*unless put in backwards ... then it just keeps cumming and cumming



There's a lot of sadness in the world.

Right now as you are reading this, 17 million Americans are having sex! And you're on the computer. How pathetic is that?