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Thread: Funeral Procession....

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    Esteemed Member Andi's Avatar
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    Funeral Procession....

    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

    A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

    The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

    "My husband's." was her reply.

    "What happened to him?" the woman asked.

    "My dog attacked and killed him." was the reply.

    The woman inquired a bit further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

    The answer was "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

    A poignant and thoughtful moment passed between the two women.

    "Can I borrow the dog?" the woman asked.

    She was told, "GET IN LINE."

    A Woman's Prayer:

    Dear Lord, I pray for:

    Wisdom, to understand man.

    Love, to forgive him and;

    Patience, for his moods.

    Because, Lord, if I pray for

    Strength, I just might beat him to death.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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    Permanent Fixture immortalbitch's Avatar
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    Dec 2004
    not a permanent fixture either
    ANDI .... this one is always good!!


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    Active Member mmmsuave's Avatar
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    Lancaster, CA
    I don't get it...

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