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Thread: The Rancher's Widow

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    The Rancher's Widow

    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
    She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch,
    but she knew very little about ranching. She decided to place an ad in the
    newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job.
    One was gay and the other a drunk.

    She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. o weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
    Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

    The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
    One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
    He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine. She had been waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

    "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
    "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
    "Now take off my socks." He removed them gently placing them neatly by her boots.
    "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned i wtching her eyes in the fire light.
    "Now take off my bra." With trembling hands, he did so dropping it to the floor.
    "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
    Then she gazed at him and ever so sweetly said,
    "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

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    HAHA! That's great!
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