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    you finish??

    A virile, young Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his
    favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde
    woman.

    Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment
    and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

    After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replid, "No."

    Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

    Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
    him and softly says, "No."

    Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Guido
    reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
    manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed
    sheets.

    Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn
    his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

    Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."
    RIDE SAFE EVERYONE,

    THE BITCH

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    She sounds more like a Newfi...
    MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE IN YOUR FACE!
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