A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant
says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman
replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says,
"No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too
crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says,
"Ok, I'm a prostitute." The accountant replies, "No,
that is still too crude. Try again." They both think
for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken
farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" The
woman answers, "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last
year."