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    Gynecologist Visit

    A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.


    After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While
    Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"




    "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or
    Dermatological abnormalities."




    "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her
    Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.




    "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."




    "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his
    Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
    "Do you know what I am doing now?"



    "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place."

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    Ouch!!!!!!!!

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    There's a gynecologist up here that is 97 years old and still practicing medicine...
    All the women just love the old guy...because his hands shake so much....

    "IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME!"

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    That reminds me of the joke about what men over 50 look for when choosing a doctor: skinny fingers.

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    That reminds me..I gotta go for a physical next week...

    "IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky RoadKing View Post
    That reminds me of the joke about what men over 50 look for when choosing a doctor: skinny fingers.
    Now that's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebighop View Post
    That reminds me..I gotta go for a physical next week...
    Check out his fingers, Hop.

    Maybe you should try a female doctor. Women generally have smaller hands.

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    Lucky for me....my Dr. is Greek...
    I ain't got nuthin' to worry about!!!

    "IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebighop View Post
    Lucky for me....my Dr. is Greek...
    I ain't got nuthin' to worry about!!!
    Hoppy, Greek Dr.'s = fat fingers (and that's if you're lucky)!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky RoadKing View Post
    Hoppy, Greek Dr.'s = fat fingers (and that's if you're lucky)!
    I wasn't getting the Greek doctor thing myself. I was thinking Greek doctor = short, squat, and hairy fingers.

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