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Getting through Customs...
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    Getting through Customs...

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
    Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What
    may I do for you?"

    "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
    mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs
    limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you
    could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

    "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

    "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
    When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of
    her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

    "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

    The official t hought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
    have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

    "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
    which is, to date, unused."

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next."

    "IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME!"

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    and when the Priest left the airport, he was kidnapped by the drug runners who wanted the drugs in the dryer.

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