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    I think it's a sign

    I haven't had so much as a trim of a haircut in more years than I can remember. It's all one length, and if I don't wear it pulled back or under a hat, I look like Cousin It from the Adam's family.

    For some reason, I decided on Monday that I was gonna cut it all off... gonna get a real respectable like haircut and start leading a clean life. I called the barbershop and they said TEN BUCKS, COME ON IN. NO APPOINTMENT NECESSARY.

    I talked to Aleta about it Monday night, and when I told her I was going to Woody's to get my hair cut, she reminded me that this was the same guy that cuts Roadkill's hair. Urp... well, maybe that's not such a good idea. After all, besides giving Roadkill a really bad haircut, Woody sort of reminds you of Floyd from the Andy Griffith Show. He just talks slower.

    Tuesday I called the guy who cut's Aleta's hair. He's gone to the races FOR THE WEEK. Okie dokie then. So I sleep on it. Wake up this morning, go to my shop to find an appointment had been pushed back on me meaning I had some time to kill. I decided SCREW IT. There's no possible way Woody could make me look as bad as Roadkill, so I decide to go get my hair cut.

    Drove downtown, parked the truck, walked to the barbershop, grabed the door handle to walk in and BAM smashed my face into the glass door. Looked down at my hand like it was detached from my body, but sure enough it was grasping and properly working the door handle. The door was locked.

    I cupped my hands around my eyes and looked through the windows to find the place deserted and the lights off. One glance at the "hours" sign on the window told the truth. Closed on Wednesdays.

    Now whoever heard of a barbershop closed on Wednesdays??? That don't make no sense.

    It's a sign I tell you... a sign. Something's telling me not to whack my hair off.
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    If that is not a sign, then I'm going blind.

    Run for the hills!
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    WUSY!!!!....
    Just lay out in the yard and let Aleta run over yer noggin with a brush hog...leaves a right smart looking cut...and ya can do that any day of the week too...

    "IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME!"

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    Now that ya mention it. I cut my hair real well and could give you a nice even cut.

    But, you may look like a q-tip head till ya get some sun.
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    I'll cut your hair for you.

    Mmmmwhhahahahaha. I'll sharpen the machete now.

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    we can do tequila shots and i'll give it a cut!
    Oh I used to be disgusted
    and now I try to be amused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky RoadKing View Post
    we can do tequila shots and i'll give it a cut!
    No, no, no.Give me the tequila shots. I'm the one with the machete.

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    I'm tellin' ya...yer gonna need a brush hog to do the job right!

    "IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME!"

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    Got my weed eater handy and I will work cheap

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    Just in case you give Aja the shots and let her do the clip job...
    Here's a way to cover yer ass with Aleta...

    Clicky.. YES...It's another CLICKY!!!!!
    http://www.jibjab.com/view/94053

    "IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME!"

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