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    The Clown

    A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all
    out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party
    started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the
    bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will
    help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear
    of the house.

    The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a
    wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half and hour, the
    clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would
    probably not make the party at all.

    The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the
    children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the
    bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from
    tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.

    She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is
    absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your
    friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the
    party? I would pay him $50!"

    The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. 'HEY WILLIE! FOR $50,
    WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"

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    Good one Buf
    If at first you don't succeed then skydiving may not be for you.

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    I liked it!
    Oh I used to be disgusted
    and now I try to be amused.

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    Good One...
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