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    Hiring at Wal Mart

    A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring
    someone to fill a job opening.
    After sorting through a stack of resumes he
    found four people who were equally
    qualified.
    He decided to call the four in and ask them
    only one question. Their answer would determine
    which of them would get the job.

    The day came and as the four sat around the
    conference room table, the
    interviewer asked, "What is the fastest
    thing you know of?"

    Acknowledging the first man on his
    right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just
    pops into your head. There's no warning.

    "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
    "And, now you sir?", he asked the
    second man. "Hmmm...let me see.
    "A blink! It comes
    and goes and you don't know that it ever
    happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

    "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The
    blink of an eye,
    that's a very popular
    clich for speed." He then turned to the
    third man, who was contemplating his
    reply.

    "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out
    of the house and on the wall there's
    a light switch. When you flip that switch,
    way out across the pasture the light
    on the barn comes on in less than an
    instant. "Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the
    fastest thing I can think of"

    The interviewer was very impressed with the
    third answer and thought he had
    found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed
    of light," he said.

    Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man,
    the interviewer posed the same
    question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing
    the previous three Answers, it's
    obvious to me that the fastest thing known
    is DIARRHEA."

    "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by
    the response. "Oh sure", said Old Bubba. "You see, the
    other day I wasn't feeling so good, and
    I ran for the bathroom, but before I could
    THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I
    had already shit my pants."

    Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a
    Wal-Mart near you! You probably will think of this
    every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!....

    Have a good day!!
    Lehighlots
    American Legion Rider POST #318

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    Good one!
    Oh I used to be disgusted
    and now I try to be amused.

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    At our Wally World, the greeters are usually always old folks. It's almost a given now that I will be thinking they all may be wearing depends.

    Ewwwww.
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    That is him .Never forget a plastic bag
    Lehighlots
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