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Thread: Alaskan REpublicans

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    Alaskan REpublicans

    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit
    the Rugged Mountains of Alaska for some sight
    seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
    Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just
    at the edge of the woods.

    A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals,
    shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a 'To Hell with
    Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
    frantically and thrashing around trying to free
    himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of
    Republican loggers came racing up One quickly fired
    a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
    reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi conscious
    Democrat from the bear's grasp Then using long
    clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and
    two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck
    while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat
    in the back seat.

    As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned
    them to come over. 'I give you my blessing for your
    brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a
    bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
    Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen
    with my own eyes that this is not true.'

    As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers
    asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?' 'It was the
    Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with
    Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'

    'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have
    access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know
    anything about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is
    the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to
    Massachusetts and get another one?
    American Legion Rider POST #318

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