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Thread: Take your Flu shot

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    Take your Flu shot

    Please do not forget your flu shot!!!!
    The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better.



    Eat right!

    Make sure you get your daily dose of
    fruits and veggies.


    Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.


    Get plenty of exercise because
    exercise helps build your immune system.


    Walk for at least an hour a day,

    go for a swim,


    take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.


    Wash your hands often.
    If you can't wash them,
    keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.


    Get lots of fresh air.
    Open doors & windows whenever possible.


    Try to eliminate as much stress
    from your life as you can.

    Get plenty of rest.
    OR

    Take the doctor's approach.
    Think about it...
    When you go for a shot,
    what do they do first?
    They Clean your arm with alcohol...
    Why?
    Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.

    So.......THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE
    I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
    I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
    Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
    Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
    Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
    Then pass out. (rest)
    The way I see it...

    If you keep your alcohol levels up,
    flu germs can't get you!

    My mother always said,
    "A shot in the glass
    is better than one in the ass



    Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much
    Lehighlots
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    Quote Originally Posted by lehighlots View Post

    My mother always said,
    "A shot in the glass
    is better than one in the ass

    I kinda like that.

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