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    man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

    A guy is forced to live in a remote Eskimo village but is having
    trouble interacting with the villagers. Finally he corners one of
    them and asks why they won't talk to him.
    The villager responds that he has not been initiated as a man. He
    ask's what do I have to do?
    The villager says, first you have to drink 2 bottles of Russian
    Vodka, then you have to go into a cave and kill a polar bear with
    your bare hands, then to seal your induction into manhood you have to
    make love for 10 hours straight with one of our women.
    The man says he will do it. That night there's a big party to
    initiate the stranger. Everyone sits around the fire and they pass
    him a bottle of Vodka. He down's about half without much trouble, bet
    the second half is much more difficult. Finally he finishes it, and
    they pass him another. He finally manages to finish off the second
    bottle and t he crowd claps and sings. Then he tried to get up but
    fell over drunk.

    The chief picks him up and points him in the direction of the polar
    bear cave. He staggers over and climbs in. Suddenly there's a huge
    commotion from within the cave. Bears growling and him screaming and
    wailing in pain. Half an hour later he stumbles out of the cave, Torn
    to shreds, bloodied, and half dead. He turns to the crowd and
    drunkenly says,
    Okeee now where's the woman I gotta kill?
    Lehighlots
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    And a certain un-named admin still has the scars!
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    See now, there are too many admins. I can't even guess who would screw a polar bear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky RoadKing View Post
    And a certain un-named admin still has the scars!
    HEY NOW Ricky, You had better be careful, you might just make MY LIST!!!
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    Stopping all that weight must take a bit of effort. I wonder what kind of mods the braking systems have?
    Just look for the mod with the smoking boots on fire trying to get the http://www.riderinfo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7187 Japanese Tow Rig stopped.
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