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Thread: Buy or rent?

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    Buy or rent?

    I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. (Not really, but somebody on the internet did for me). After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

    Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

    On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

    But...Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

    Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

    Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
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    A rent to own plan, good idea.
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    That is really a good deal when you do the math. I like it.
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    Of course you could also get one of those masturbating "sleeves" for around $12. A one time investment of $12. Now there is a deal for you.

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    BW does like saving money!
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    He can name it and it will fit in his suitcase for his overnight trips! Ah, hell. He can get a few of them and it will STILL be cheaper.

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    He could call it littlewater.
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    I thought that was what he called his thingy
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    Yeah, I know all about that hour for sex .. 58 minutes of sitting on the edge of the bed telling her how great it's gonna be and 2 minutes of hot action ..... say, I wonder how much two minutes is worth?

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    Well according to Spitzers hooker it is worth $66.66666666 per minute. Ironic how that works out. I told you that stuff was evil.

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