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Thread: It's Hell Getting Old!

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    It's Hell Getting Old!

    OLD people have problems that you haven't even
    considered yet!
    An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
    part of his physical exam.
    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
    back a semen sample tomorrow.'
    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
    and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
    day.
    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
    it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
    tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
    'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
    with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with
    the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
    'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
    first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin'
    it between her knees, but still nothing.'
    The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
    The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
    I am the light, what you seek is fire.

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    Growing old means growing up, then growing old and then you die.
    To me dieing doesn't sound like all that much fun!

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    My advice is don't get old.
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FX View Post
    My advice is don't get old.
    But whom amongst us would follow your advice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aja View Post
    But whom amongst us would follow your advice?
    Everyone should. I'm a man of substance and integrity. I just can't remember the speech.
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FX View Post
    My advice is don't get old.
    And I can make sure that FX doesn't get old.

    I believe I'm in a bit of a sparring mood.

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