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Thread: The human body..

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    The human body..

    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
    One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
    The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
    Women blink twice as often as men.
    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
    Women reading this will be finished now.
    Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs!!!!

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    So that's what it means when they say I'm all thumbs? A compliment?
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    I think that means they are saying you're a dick (smile, FX).
    Oh I used to be disgusted
    and now I try to be amused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky RoadKing View Post
    I think that means they are saying you're a dick (smile, FX).
    As long as they say I'm a BIG dick.
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AussieDave View Post
    The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
    I need proof of this myself. I obviously go out with men who have short thumbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FX View Post
    As long as they say I'm a BIG dick.
    I made that smiley and I don't recall giving you permission to use it.

    Being a big dick and having a big dick are two entirely different things, ya know.

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    Well, glad to see you're hitting on all cylinders!
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FX View Post
    Well, glad to see you're hitting on all cylinders!
    I am feeling rather "on". Plus you are such an easy target.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aja View Post
    I made that smiley and I don't recall giving you permission to use it.

    Being a big dick and having a big dick are two entirely different things, ya know.

    She made it using the smilie creator tool.
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    I made the dick comments using my own wit. No tool needed for those. (Oh, I take back the "no tool" needed comment. I did need FX for that.)

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