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    Priceless

    Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself
    to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a
    glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose.

    Jack gets up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He
    looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, Spotlessly clean.
    So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
    black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the
    bed stand: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"

    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the
    morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
    "Son...what happened last night?"

    "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

    "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and
    breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
    tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

    Broken furniture - $85.26
    Hot Breakfast - $4.20
    Red Rose bud -$3.00
    Two Aspirins -$.38

    Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.

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    Damn, why didn't I think of that

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