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    North & South

    North & South



    The difference between the North and the South - at last, clearly explained....





    The North has Bloomingdale's , the South has Dollar General .



    The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses .



    The North has dating services, the South has family reunions.



    The North has switchblade knives; the South has .45's



    The North has double last names; the South has double first names.



    The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races.



    North has Cream of Wheat , the South has grits.



    The North has green salads, the South has collard greens .



    The North has lobsters, the South has crawfish .



    The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt .



    FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . ....



    In the South : --If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men

    in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.

    Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.



    Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store...

    Do not buy food at this store.



    Remember, 'Y'all' is singular, 'all y'all' is plural, and 'all y'all's' is plural possessive



    Get used to hearing 'You ain't from round here, are ya?'



    Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.



    Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't

    understand you either. The first Southern statement to creep into a

    transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective 'big'ol,' truck or

    'big'ol' boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect

    this way. All of them are in denial about it.



    The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper .



    Be advised that 'He needed killin..' is a valid defense here.



    If you hear a Southerner exclaim, 'Hey, y'all watch this,' you should stay

    out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.



    If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest

    accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery

    store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have

    to go there.



    Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they

    are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.



    In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is

    to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.



    AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think

    we will accept them as Southerners.



    After all, if the cat has kittens in the oven, we ain't gonna call 'em biscuits.



    I reckon your life will turn into a country music song 'fore you know it.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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    Thanks ya'll!
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FX View Post
    Thanks ya'll!
    Atleast spell it correct. Y'all
    Deo Vindice

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