Riderinfo.com, connecting bikers, runs and bands.
Your online exchange for run and band info. Keep in touch with all your riding friends online at RI.
Riders of all motorcycle makes and models welcome.
Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Irish toast

  1. #1
    Lost jrbooe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Leesburg, Florida
    Posts
    3,491
    Blog Entries
    2

    Irish toast

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
    life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub
    for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast
    of the night."

    She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

    John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
    beside me wife."

    "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
    corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
    night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

    She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
    he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
    the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

  2. #2
    Permanent Fixture immortalbitch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    not a permanent fixture either
    Posts
    1,285
    Roflmao!!!
    RIDE SAFE EVERYONE,

    THE BITCH

  3. #3
    Recognized Member Thor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    206
    that's a good one

  4. #4
    On the Farm Rider Info Insider
    FX's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    7,101
    Blog Entries
    50
    Holy Cow!
    "What does it mean to you? For me, it's something I just do."

  5. #5
    Settled In Flpleasures's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Merritt Island, Florida
    Posts
    10
    I like it, had me smiling.

  6. #6
    TEB
    Guest
    Ok, jrbooe is in trouble when he gets back from the store now.


Similar Threads

  1. Agenda For The 2008 Democratic National Convention
    By Tugs in forum Rider Info Comedy Club
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 05-02-2007, 11:38 AM
  2. Irish Nursing Home
    By thebighop in forum Rider Info Comedy Club
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 02-04-2007, 03:33 PM
  3. got to love the irish
    By Thor in forum Rider Info Comedy Club
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 08-31-2005, 08:11 AM
  4. The Best Irish Joke
    By Andi in forum Rider Info Comedy Club
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 03-20-2005, 05:56 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •