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01-25-2008, 02:49 PM
George W. Bush and Bill J. Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop at the same time. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn into a heated political debate.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after-shave.

Clinton quickly put up his hand, stopping him saying, "Oh, no thanks to the after-shave. My wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you, Mr. President?"

Bush replied, "Yes, please, go ahead. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

01-25-2008, 03:18 PM
I just spit my coca cola out