I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try
to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take
offs you make."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.



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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an
answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder
to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.